May. 17th, 2020

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I don't know why in the hell you want to talk to me, but if you're that crazy, come at me bro. ♥ Comments screened.

Jul. 7th, 2018

back from the dead

and with a new game. Consider this open beta. I'll start advertising later in the week. ♥

May. 8th, 2015

[No Subject]

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:10 am
XD I could buy thetank
also, I'm making him huge

LS Asphyxiated 3:11 am
giggity

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:11 am
like, if he's a giant, I'm making him a giant

LS Asphyxiated 3:11 am
how big? XD

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:11 am
but within human reason
probably 6'7" or so
I think that's around the same height as the guy who played the mountain

LS Asphyxiated 3:12 am
niiiiiiice
my uncle is 6'9"
he played college basketball lol

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:13 am
apparently so is that guy
sooooo, you know what?

LS Asphyxiated 3:13 am
XD

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:13 am
maybe I'll make him bigger

LS Asphyxiated 3:13 am
6'9". magic number.

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:13 am
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=131155&d=1404974339

LS Asphyxiated 3:14 am
she could fit inside him. literally, she could probably crawl up his asshole without causing a lot of discomfort.

A Wild Erin Appears! 3:15 am
XDDD
giantesque is also available
I'm leaning toward "fromthestone" though

LS Asphyxiated 3:15 am
the gifset of chris hemsworth's thundercock just appeared on my dash. i have to blog this.

Apr. 24th, 2015

[No Subject]

A new layout on my CDJ? Holy shit that never happens wtf.

Apr. 18th, 2015

so katie got promoted after two weeks

Katie 1:06 am
I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANY OF THEIR THINGS
I don't have time T_T
And that's not gonna change because lolololol SURE I'LL BE YOUR MANAGER
COME IN AT FIVE-THIRTY ON WEDNESDAY MORNINGS? WHY NOT
WHY THE FUCK NOT TEACH ME TO COUNT TOMATOES

LS Asphyxiated 1:08 am
LMAO
AND ORDER ME A MOTHERFUCKING BLACK WIDOW AND HAWK EYE
btw i'm so fucking tired that i typed that out as 'black eye and hawk widow' at first

Katie 1:08 am
DUDE I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER YET
THERE IS A HIERARCHY

LS Asphyxiated 1:08 am
FUCK THE HIERARCHY YOU'RE ALREADY ABOVE THEM ALL FOR NOT HAVING A BROTHER-COUSIN
GO IN THERE AND GET SHIT DONE

Katie 1:08 am
*snorts*

LS Asphyxiated 1:08 am
aaand more for the cdj

Katie 1:08 am
I mean... seriously. Two weeks
SHE CHOSE ME OVER HER DAUGHTER
AND A GIRL WHO HAS BEEN THERE SIX YEARS
...the fuck do these people see in me

LS Asphyxiated 1:09 am
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY EMPLOYEE SHE'S EVER HAD WITH A DOUBLE DIGIT IQ AND A NOT TAINTED GENE POOL, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY

Apr. 16th, 2015

don't judge me.

LS Asphyxiated 12:23 am
do they still have avengers stuff at subway

Katie 12:23 am
Meh, I'mma have to finish Miles tomorrow, is my sleepy time
And yes, yes we do
Including the $6 meal deal thing

LS Asphyxiated 12:24 am
is there a black widow cup i want a black widow cup
or hawk eye

Katie 12:24 am
Ummmmmmm... I think it's just a general Avengers-themed cup

LS Asphyxiated 12:24 am
fuck i might have to go to subway

Katie 12:24 am
I think they're all on there
The kids meal gets a cardboard bobblehead thing! Black Widow is one of them

LS Asphyxiated 12:24 am
...fuck.

Katie 12:24 am
Yeah it's a thing

LS Asphyxiated 12:24 am
dammit
now i have to go to subway an get a kid's meal

Katie 12:25 am
Ahahahahaha

LS Asphyxiated 12:25 am
because that's not gonna be fucking weird or anything

Katie 12:25 am
I have an old lady who gets 'em

LS Asphyxiated 12:25 am
CAN'T YOU JUST STEAL ME THE CHARACTERS I LIKE

Katie 12:25 am
WELL I MEAN I COULD BUT THEN IT'D BE IN TENNESSEE

LS Asphyxiated 12:25 am
there's such a thing as mail >_>

Katie 12:26 am
...fine I'll see if we have any tomorrow

LS Asphyxiated 12:26 am
BWAHAHAHA YAAAS

Katie 12:26 am
You're luck I love you

LS Asphyxiated 12:26 am
i built you a character list don't i deserve a cardboard piece of crap

Mar. 30th, 2015

[No Subject]

Katie 9:50 pm
I don't want to go to training tomorrow. Go for me

LS Asphyxiated 9:50 pm
nope

Katie 9:51 pm
Dude I thought you loved me

LS Asphyxiated 9:51 pm
not enough for the service industry

Katie 9:51 pm
Goddamnit

LS Asphyxiated 9:51 pm
i'd get you fired anyway

Katie 9:51 pm
...I can see it
"THERE'S YOUR EXTRA PICKLES, BITCH"

LS Asphyxiated 9:52 pm
'you know it's not real meat right? it's all this hyper processed pink mush with food coloring.'

Katie 9:53 pm
Yep, fired

LS Asphyxiated 9:54 pm
'i mean it still tastes good but in 30 years we might all have cancer. but hell i'll eat cancer if it tastes like chicken.'

Katie 9:55 pm
You so would

LS Asphyxiated 9:55 pm
you bet your ass i would
with honey
or sweet and sour omg

Mar. 20th, 2015

CONTAINMENT CAST

The voices in my head. )

Feb. 27th, 2015

[No Subject]

LS
kk i'll touch base with them and see what way they wanna go
i'm so glad you caught that
my brain is still fried from canada

Lindsey
did you get poutine while you were there?

LS
no but i did see a legit mofuckin wolf cross the road
we made eye contact. it was cool. but by the time i got my camera out he peaced out

Lindsey
look SOMEONE in this conversation needs to eat some goddamn poutine and only ONE of us is close enough for it to be feasible.

LS
FUCK POUTINE

Lindsey
I am PMSing HARD right now and I don't have any fucking chocola YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

LS
i had it when i was a teenager does that count

Lindsey
NO
Someone in the trollxchromosomes subreddit posted a bunch of potato porn earlier and that's the reason I ate fucking french fries AND a baked potato for dinner
someone else posted a pic of a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup and I was like jfc FUCK ALL OF YOU

LS
...you need a reason for that? where i'm from that's just called, idk, being poor and irish.

Jan. 15th, 2015

[No Subject]

LS
i had a htought

Lindsey
was it painful

LS
okay there's only so many times you can use that one, stop beating the dead horse

Lindsey
no
my favorite thing is beating dead horses

LS
i thought it was making dead baby jokes

Lindsey
dead horses, dead babies, same difference

LS
i mean they taste the same but i'm pretty sure that's where the similarities end

Lindsey
ANYWAY, your thought?

Jun. 23rd, 2014

you set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down.

Jackie (omnomnompb) is available 8:46 pm
Online: 27m

LS Asphyxiated 8:46 pm
OH MY GOD I'TS A JACKIE DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN

Jackie 8:46 pm
I AM SORRY THAT THE CARROTS TRIED TO KILL ME

LS Asphyxiated 8:47 pm
JACKIE CARROTS DON'T GO IN THAT HOLE

Jackie 8:47 pm
...
YOU WIN

LS Asphyxiated 8:47 pm
What? What conclusion was I SUPPOSED to jump to?

Jackie 8:47 pm
That I am naturally allergic to yet another common household food product.

LS Asphyxiated 8:48 pm
that's just not as fun.

Jackie 8:48 pm
Less than ten percent of the population is allergic to that, you say? There is no actual test for it until a severe reaction occurs, you say?
This is my life. It's fun. I'm like a science experiment.

LS Asphyxiated 8:49 pm
this is why we're friends.

May. 8th, 2014

[No Subject]

LS Asphyxiated 10:46 pm
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/light_of_may/1419050.html i regret nothing

Di 10:48 pm
LOL
i take it they're not doing the whole unisex thing are they? Otherwise I'd throw Brian in there

LS Asphyxiated 10:49 pm
LMAO

Di 10:49 pm
admittedly they would probably manage to blow the hospital up and raid the entire pharmacy stock but

LS Asphyxiated 10:49 pm
they would
normally i think in this situation they wouldn't care but with KENNA? i think they'd know better
i mean she keeps conveniently losing her gown
they HAVE to know better

Di 10:50 pm
lolllllllll

LS Asphyxiated 10:50 pm
i'm pretty sure the first thing kenna said to her murse was 'i thought little boys dreamed of playing doctor.' i hope to GOD they know better.

Di 10:51 pm
oh boy

LS Asphyxiated 10:51 pm
i feel the need to blog this now

Feb. 20th, 2014

clearly Lindsey had no childhood.

Lindsey
so what happens if a master fire elemental turns into a column of fire or w/e and someone throws water on him?

LS
what the fuck lindsey

Lindsey
I have no game-related reason to ask this other than it just popped into my head and I need a distraction bc I'm feeling really anxious

LS
shit.
i don't even know.
why anxious?

Lindsey
I don' tknow

LS
i honestly don't know. i assume they'd change back and start screaming, because they're fire elementals.
in the same way that if you take an ax to an earth elemental tree they will change back and take an ax to your face

Lindsey
wouldn't the ax do damage?

LS
well yeah if they're dumb enough to just stand there and let it happen
personally i see someone coming at me with an ax, i run
or, if i'm a master earth elemental, i turn into a rock at the last second and laugh my ass off later

Lindsey
well if you're an earth elemental who's turned into a tree, do you see ANYTHING?
trees don't have eyes, you know

LS
bitch didn't you ever watch pocahontas as a child

Lindsey
fuck pocahontas

LS
lmao

Lindsey
hills have eyes
trees don't
walls have ears
trees don't have ears either

LS
TREES KNOW EVERYTHING THEY DON'T NEED EYES and also i kind of hate you

Lindsey
trees don't have shit except leaves and wood

LS
lol wood

Lindsey
ed zachary

Feb. 11th, 2014

Fuck.

LS 7:21 pm
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/85637870.html i feel so so old
so very old

Di 7:23 pm
oh wow
2004 huh
i'm not grimmacing

LS 7:23 pm
nope

LS 7:26 pm
...rl stine took a twenty year break from fear street.
oh my god i am old

Di 7:26 pm
he did what
no
no no there hasn't been 20 years

LS 7:27 pm
i just looked it up and my brain is like HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
he quit writing them in 1995

Di 7:27 pm
wait a second HOW OLD ARE YOU

LS 7:27 pm
29

Di 7:27 pm
that explains why I remember Goosebumps more vividly
but holy shit
HOLY SHIT
95 WAS 20 YEARS AGO
I WANNA DIE
DIE
I'M GONNA GO GET A CORNETTO
OKAY
BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

LS 7:28 pm
i feel so much lower than i did ten minutes ago. i don't know whether to laugh or cry or try and find a torrent of all the fear street books and see how far i can get through them before i down a bottle of nyquil.

Feb. 6th, 2014

the winter olympics just give me a lot of FEELS, okay?

LS 10:23 pm
there is this canadian dicksuck snowboarder whose last name is spelled PARROT. parrot, okay? as in caw caw motherfucker PARROT. they're pronouncing it 'pero.' i call bullshit.
PRETENTIOUS CANADIAN BULLSHIT

Katie 10:28 pm
I spat out my pepsi XD

LS 10:28 pm
TELL ME THAT'S NOT BULLSHIT
GO ON I'LL WAIT

Katie 10:28 pm
He's probably French

LS 10:28 pm
TELL ME YOU CAN'T SMELL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE IN AAUSTRALIAN WITH THE STEPKIDS AND THE QUOKKAS
FUCK THAT
IT'S PARROT
POLLY WANT A FUCKING CRACKER

Katie 10:30 pm
ilu

LS 10:30 pm
pronouncing quokka? THERE'S A MYSTERY. PARROT? CAW FUCKING CAW YOU PRETENTIOUS CANADIAN JIZZRAG



~~~five minutes later~~~

LS 10:35 pm
i just googled how to say quokka
i am a little disappointed it isn't crazier but i still want one because they're chubby and they smile anyway

Katie 10:36 pm
They are and they do

LS 10:36 pm
like me :-D

Jan. 25th, 2014

The job search... it does not go so well

LS Waack 12:28 pm
"Describe a time you went above and beyond your position requirements and really impressed your coworkers and customers." HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHY IS THIS ON THE APPLICATION

Di 12:28 pm
um
you shouldn't, generally
don't employers not take kindly to you going above and beyond the job you're supposed to do?
unless there's, like, a fire and you put it out
you don't just go "Oh I'm sorry I'm only here to work the register I can't put that out" but you know

LS Waack 12:29 pm
yeah idk apparently i went behind my boss's desk and ran shit for her because she didn't get maths, like what the fuck am i supposed to say

Di 12:29 pm
that?

Di 12:29 pm
without the shit part?

LS Waack 12:29 pm
i've done driving jobs for the past five years. one year i got hit by a semi and lived.
there, done

Di 12:29 pm
LOL
that is pretty damn impressive

LS Waack 12:29 pm
...you do not know how desperately badly i want to put that right now

Di 12:30 pm
"I am Wonder woman I am fire I am death I will never die you WANT me as an employee"

LS Waack 12:31 pm
"One time at a company meeting in December my boss asked what Kwanzaa was while I was sitting next to the only black employee and I explained it out of embarrassment so he wouldn't have to. That and I got hit by a semi and didn't die."
that's a good answer, right?

Jan. 22nd, 2014

WTF facial expression meme

Give me one of my characters and a random scenario. I will then find the icon/picture of the PB best expressing their reaction to said scenario.

Jan. 15th, 2014

blah blah blah wait, what?

LS
LOL
ugh i've gotta leave for my job interview in 15 minutes and i've got butterflies like waaaaat

Lindsey
you can do it!
what's this one for?

LS
a fundraising company. my cousin works there, she actually got me the interview >_>
it'd be a full time 9-5 normal person job though and that kind of makes me tilt my head and go 'am i capable of that?'

Lindsey
yes!
you are
you might actually find it appealing to have a determined schedule
I know it was a nice change for me from working evenings

LS
my curls are cute as fuck today at least i have that going for me

Lindsey
you've got this

LS
see, every time i've worked a day job? i hated it.

Lindsey
you're smart as fuck and you can type fast

LS
but. those weren't great jobs to begin with.

Lindsey
and you're tall
employers like tall people
I made that up

LS
so i'm hoping if it's a job i LIKE in the daytime it'll be ok--what the fuck lindsey

Lindsey
:D

Dec. 31st, 2013

Son of a whore.

Freeing up character slots just makes me want to bring in more characters. And I keep getting IDEAS.

GO AWAY, IDEAS. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.

Dec. 5th, 2013

living space meme

Because I'm in a DO ALL THE THINGS sort of mood.

Name a character of mine (past or present), and I'll describe to you what their primary living space looks like. This can be their bedroom, their dorm room, their childhood home, or some other space that is somehow significant to them (i.e., if they love cooking, you might ask about their kitchen). Feel free to request more than one per character!
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