LS Asphyxiated.

Di 4:52 pm
dammit I can't find that gif/manip of Littlefinger wiggling his eyebrows as he creeps up to Sansa

damn the muses 4:53 pm
LOL

Di 4:53 pm
I NEED IT FOR REASONS

damn the muses 4:53 pm
try searching pedofinger
...wait
that may be a bad idea
also for reasons

Di 4:53 pm
OH OH APPARENTLY RAKHARO IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE BORGIAS

damn the muses 4:53 pm
I DON'T THINK I THOUGHT THAT ONE THROUGH
LOL

Di 4:54 pm
lololol

Di 4:55 pm
these bitches all attracted to Pedofinger give me hives

Di 4:57 pm
http://i.imgur.com/cvJMd.gif
theeeeere we go
lmfao now I can't stop watching and laughing

damn the muses 4:58 pm
LOL

Di 5:00 pm
RIGHT CLICK SAAAAVE
YOU'RE MINE FOREVER CREEPYFINGER

Di 5:04 pm
okay
word of caution: Do NOT google "we've got to be gay" expecting to find that gif of Richard Madden
you'll find...other things.
naked, sweaty things.

damn the muses 5:04 pm
LMFAO REALLY? YOU DON'T SAY?

Di 5:05 pm
HALF MY BRAIN IS FOCUSED ON MY OVARIES TODAY OKAY

damn the muses 5:05 pm
OH MY GOD THIS CONVERSATION ALMOST ENTIRELY REDEEMS MY EVENING

Lindsey 7:07 pm
lol
I have to go see. I'm still working on an outfit. Figures when you want a pair of dark blue denim distressed ripped hoochie shorts, you can't find 'em

damn the muses 7:07 pm
LOL
that's like the time i was really put off to find out that searching 'fuckme boots' brought no results on polyvore
i mean honestly

Lindsey 7:09 pm
I KNOW
I had that issue with Lucia

damn the muses 7:09 pm
what self respecting fashion site doesn't understand the importance of fuckme boots. they rank higher on my list than little black dress okay.

Lindsey 7:09 pm
seriously

Even if it's a secret guilty pleasure, everybody's got a celebrity crush right? Name one of my characters, and I'll tell you their biggest celebrity crush.

Doing this because lol Shanna, last week weren't we talking about the celebs we'd drop everything for a chance to bone once? >_>

damn the muses 1:34 am
is there anything grosser than aunt petunia sitting in front of the fan with her legs open in the beginning of order of the phoenix

Katie 1:35 am
The idea of Petunia and Vernon having made Dudley
And what was required
For it to happen

damn the muses 1:35 am
Do you know that scene in Family Guy where they make fun of British porn? Almost... almost... almost... ah, there we go.
Yeah that's what I imagine.
Through a sheet.

Katie 1:36 am
Oh no, they totally got it on *nods* ...I need to throw up now

damn the muses 1:36 am
LOL
And it was the most vanilla, normal, boring missionary sex ever. And they were damn proud of just how ordinary it was.

Katie 1:37 am
Goddamn yes they were

damn the muses 1:37 am
Why are we having this conversation

Katie 1:37 am
You asked if there was anything grosser
I gave it to you

damn the muses 1:38 am
YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID NO AND SAVED US BOTH A LOT OF PERSONAL TORMENT
now i have to post this on my journal and spread the pain

When choosing a name for a journal, sometimes you're just trying to find something that vaguely describes a character that hasn't been taken. Sometimes you use song lyrics, or a phrase you like. Sometimes you just use a variation of the character's name. Why did you choose that particular word or phrase for your characters' journals?

( Holy fuck so many characters )

( Damn you, Claire. )

I'm bored. What can I say?

Give me the name of one of my characters (past or present!), and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to date them, have sex with them, and/or be in a long-term relationship with them.

You know, with my characters... it's probably a lot easier to say why you SHOULDN'T date them than to say why you should.

Just saying.

I want everyone's Pottermore names! I need more friends that I actually KNOW. I'm DreamDust41. RAVENCLAW UP IN HERE.

Lindsey
anyway, it's three in the goddamned morning so I'm going to bed. tomorrow we talk twins, yes?

LS
yes i think i have a fun idea :D

Lindsey
well shit, you had to go and say fun idea
lay it on me

LS
shopping in advance for winter clothing for the first time in their lives. oh, the horror D:

Lindsey
looool

LS
ruthie's like FUCK OUR AUNT SRSLY

Lindsey
"This jacket is like 3 inches thick! I have to wear this?!?!"
"What do you mean, we can't wear flip flops in December here?"

LS
"How are you supposed to tell whose a guy and whose a girl?!"

Lindsey
lol grammar

LS
IT'S 3 AM GO FUCK YOURSELF

Lindsey
LMFAO
I was waiting for that
now I can go to bed

LS
g'night dicklips

The Black Keys are gonna be on Anthony Bordain's show. It's like two worlds colliding resulting in my orgasm.

Insomnia is such a bitch.

But it makes me productive. I did playlists for all three PHers.

Lina Daphne Lark

By no means complete but I figured eight songs per girl was a pretty decent start.

Just in case ANYONE was considering joining playinghouse but didn't... we had a couple of character slots open up, and there are two just SITTING THERE. Get in on this. We need more active players. ♥

Someone tell my brain it is absolutely NOT allowed to have another earth elemental in it.

I blame all the drugs. Wtf self.

( My PHers )

Backstory: Pippa is totally picking up Venus' sister, Willow.

Pippa 9:30 pm
there's just a voice in my head coming out with things like "i mean -- you were celibate for him. do they really know what that means for a human?" but you might want to ignore the parts of her that are talking to kendal.
who is like "they have to WHAT?"

damn the muses 9:31 pm
LMFAO
venus probably responded with 'yeah, i made him buy my batteries for a few years.'

Pippa 9:32 pm
"... that has to make a first timer nervous."

damn the muses 9:32 pm
*(i just choked on my popcorn

Pippa 9:33 pm
it's true.

damn the muses 9:33 pm
i get it. and they would have been truly fucked if htey found out they had no sexual compatability

Pippa 9:33 pm
"did he start asking questions when you passed the $50 line?"

damn the muses 9:33 pm
but... well, they did OTHER STUFF and that went well
OH MY GOD I'M DYING
and sending this to amie

Pippa 9:35 pm
and kendal wants to know if he asked questions when he saw the size of said batteries

damn the muses 9:36 pm
Venus just opened and closed her mouth a couple times. I think that means no comment.

damn the muses 7:56 pm
i had the most fucked up dream last night, thanks to all the shit i'm on. and you were in it. and it was disturbing.

Katie 7:57 pm
What did I do, eat babies?

damn the muses 7:57 pm
you were over and we were watching movies and just having a perfectly delightful evening, and then something in my bathroom like, made an explosion sound. so we ran to look and my toilet was SPEWING blood and dismembered... mice.
and we couldn't get it to stop
and you were like FUCK THIS I'M OUTTIE and you like, IMMEDIATELY flew back to live with your mom
and i called my dad for help and he was like 'did you try flushing?' and i was like ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

Katie 7:59 pm
ROFL

damn the muses 7:59 pm
so yeah, fuck you fo leaving me to deal with THAT alone

Katie 8:00 pm
...I would
For the record

damn the muses 8:00 pm
LOL

Katie 8:00 pm
Peace out, yo >>

damn the muses 8:00 pm
honestly, that seems like an appropriate reaction. get the fuck out of the state. TIME ZONE even

Katie 8:01 pm
Yeeeaaaah
That shit ain't right

damn the muses 8:01 pm
It was really, really, REALLY gross, yo.

from wildanduntamed

Name one of my characters and one of yours. I'll show you three icons displaying expressions that my character frequently makes when interacting with yours, and explain why.

To those with Polyvore accounts... would you mind terribly following me? I'd like to create a new group for PH, but you can't create groups until you have 30 followers. -_-

All the extra days means... I've gone though all my books and audiobooks. I need more stuff to read/listen to. Recommendations please? I'm open to a lot. Kind of in a historical, fantasy, or horror sort of mood though.

Feeling restless creativity. Want to do/make something. Do not know what.

Dammit.