LS Asphyxiated.

To those with Polyvore accounts... would you mind terribly following me? I'd like to create a new group for PH, but you can't create groups until you have 30 followers. -_-

All the extra days means... I've gone though all my books and audiobooks. I need more stuff to read/listen to. Recommendations please? I'm open to a lot. Kind of in a historical, fantasy, or horror sort of mood though.

Feeling restless creativity. Want to do/make something. Do not know what.

Dammit.

Comment with one of my characters, past/present. I'll reply to you with:

5 icons that I feel best represent them
4 icons I don't use often enough
3 icons that best represent my character's feelings towards yours
2 icons that are my favorites
1 icon that doesn't really fit the character, but I can't live without

give me any character or characters that i have played (past or present) and i will give you 1-3 links or images of alternate pbs for the character. i might even explain the choice(s).

Lately I've been DYING to bring another male character in at LOM (idk why, I think I'm finally comfortable playing them or something), but ideas aren't sticking or filling out in my head clearly enough.

Poop.

( Character Expression Meme: Tanith )

damn the muses 7:50 pm
Do you have Tums in Portugal?

Di 7:50 pm
yes

damn the muses 7:51 pm
I just witnessed the most RIDICULOUS commercial for Tums I have ever seen in my life

Di 7:51 pm
lol

damn the muses 7:51 pm
the tagline was for food that fights back. and in it this guy tries to eat a rib and it starts flopping and smacking him in the face AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEING DICKSMACKED BY A GUY WHO USED BBQ SAUCE AS A LUBE

Di 7:52 pm
LMFAO

damn the muses 7:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6pyYpQjjaI

Di 7:53 pm
dude. omg.

damn the muses 7:53 pm
TELL ME I'M WRONG
GO ON
I'LL WAIT

Di 7:53 pm
it looks like he's trying to suck a dick but the guy who owns the dick wants to hit him in the face with it instead

damn the muses 7:53 pm
THANK YOU

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yalumesse

Bam. Now off to work.

I've decided to start my own icons community, dedicated to period PBs. I don't want to open it until I've got at least ten sets, and I currently only have four. >_> Does anyone have any suggestions? I figure I'll try to do a lot of characters from Game of Thrones, Camelot, The Borgias, Legend of the Seeker, LOTR, Spartacus... just not sure who I want to do next yet. :-P

With so much to do lately, I asked Lindsey if she'd write up dragons for me for WP. >_> The results in the meantime have been lolworthy.

Lindsey
how big do you want dragons to be? when you're back.

LS
back and i don't care

Lindsey
I just need a ballpark. I'm bad with frames of reference.

LS
uhhh
elephanty?

Lindsey
house-size? palace-size?
elephanty, okay

LS
LOL
i love our conversations
truly

Lindsey
lol for real
even if I now have to google for the size of an elephant

LS
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EXACT. you said ballpark it. i ballparked a goddamn elephant.

Lindsey
NOW I NEED TO TRANSLATE THE BALLPARK TO A GENERAL MEASUREMENT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ELEPHANTS EXIST IN A MEDIEVAL GAME

LS
Well. Not HERE. But somewhere, far away, there are elephants.

Lindsey
AND ALSO SAYING 'THIS DRAGON IS THE SAME SIZE AS THIS ELEPHANT' KIND OF ROBS IT OF SOME IMPACT

LS
And I bet people keep trying to ship them to Empyrean only to have the mother fuckers die on a boat

Lindsey
awww

LS
lord knows they tried it with giraffes when julius ceasar reigned

Lindsey
poor giraffes

LS
they did not take too kindly to that 'sea' bullshit

Lindsey
who would?

LS
pirates

Lindsey
fuck that

LS
PIRATE GIRAFFES

Lindsey
jesus christ, elephant molars weigh 11 lbs each

Katie 9:01 pm
I might have to watch LotR after this just so Linnea can feel less dirty by association of her face looking like that >>

damn the muses 9:01 pm
LOL

Katie 9:32 pm
Yeah, okay, so seeing Cate Blanchett badass with a gun is kinda awesome
damn the muses 9:32 pm

LOL
did you ever see notes on a scandal? that was a good movie, and i loved her hair in it. /trivial.

Katie 9:33 pm
I did! And she was excellent

damn the muses 9:35 pm
i can't wait for hanna
that shit looks FIERCE

Katie 9:37 pm
Cate Blanchett with a gun again XD

damn the muses 9:37 pm
on the run from a kid no less
THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE LINNEA ALREADY

Katie 9:38 pm
Linnea resents the implication that she'd run from a kid >>

damn the muses 9:38 pm
Unless they're her own AMIRITE

Katie 9:38 pm
ONLY THE ONE

damn the muses 9:38 pm
HAHAHA

Katie 9:38 pm
Leif is a scary little fucker, okay

( For Tanith. )

( For Charlotte. )

( For Domina. )

( For Bella. )

( For Padrig. )

( For Venus. )

Someone use this girl in LOM. Now.

I have no idea who she is, but holy shit, I love her look.

( Perfect chipmunk faces are perfect. )

Lindsey: I'm reading that now
I really want Audra to have a lion familiar named Aslan... but lions are fucking HUGE.
She'd need like a fucking suburban to tote his ass around

me: so?
LOL

Lindsey: she'd have to specially reinforce her bed so he could sleep at her feet. (at, not on; she does not want to be crushed.)

me: ...you mean her bed isn't specially reinforced anyway? You know, just for, RACK OF DOOM?
Really?

Lindsey: RACK OF DOOM? In her BED where she SLEEPS? Bitch, please, all that blood and screaming would RUIN her sheets.
That's what the GUEST bedroom is for.

me: I'm talking about her tits, genius.

Lindsey: ...oh
I was thinking about torture.

me: Of course you were

Lindsey: That probably says something about me, but I don't even care.
To avoid confusion, from now on we will refer to her chest as "TITS O' DOOM"
Or Titsy McGee
or Lady Tits-a-lot
Or Homina Homina
Or "Bvldbmdfnadf" which is the sound you would make motorboating her.

me: LOL

Lindsey: Yeah, blog THAT
:-P

Lindsey
god, the thought of doing more work makes me want to vom

LS
*pets*

Lindsey
D:

LS
come down with a sudden and mysterious illness?

Lindsey
I wish. My work ethic won't let me leave until this is done.

LS
your work ethic is a real buzzkill

Lindsey
fuck if I don't know that

LS
if your work ethic was a demon, it would probably be the demon of cockblocks and unpaid overtime

Lindsey
lmfao
being the demon of cockblocks would be awesome
what would that be? frustration?
dammit I don't need another concept

LS
impotence?

Lindsey
nah
impotence implies you have someone who wants to fuck but can't physically. cockblocking is someone who wants to fuck but can't because his friend is an asshole

LS
restriction
demon of restriction
demon of restriction = cockblocks and unpaid overtime

Lindsey
looool

LS
blogging the fuck out of this

( doot doot doot )

+Extra adventures in AIM:

damn the muses 3:04 pm
http://lightofmaymods.insanejournal.com/11597.html?thread=664653#t664653

Katie 3:05 pm
Ohhhhhhhh god

damn the muses 3:05 pm
Gold
GOLD, I tell you
Katie 3:06 pm

ROFL

damn the muses 3:06 pm
Come on, look at that face.
Tell me those aren't perfect demon icons.

Katie 3:07 pm
I can't, because they are

damn the muses 3:07 pm
GOLD.

Katie 3:09 pm
I hope you understand the mine you have opened by giving that to Linds

damn the muses 3:09 pm
Oh I'm just waiting for her to see them and for me to get the all-caps message

Katie 3:10 pm
She does get cap-y when excited

damn the muses 3:10 pm
I'm bored to death, I needed something to spice up the afternoon
Just. I can't stop looking at these and laughing. The faces are truly 'I'm mocking you while you die' cute.

NOT TWO SECONDS LATER

Linds 3:11 pm
SHIRLEY TEMPLE

damn the muses 3:11 pm
HAHAHA

Linds 3:12 pm
HOLY DAMN

damn the muses 3:12 pm
refresh the page i added lulz

Linds 3:13 pm
she has a little gun

damn the muses 3:13 pm
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/asphyxiatedicons/shirley%20temple%20icons/shirleytemple17.png the screaming hurts her delicate little ears

Linds 3:14 pm
bitches, stop your sounds of agony, little girls can't handle that

damn the muses 3:14 pm
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/asphyxiatedicons/shirley%20temple%20icons/shirleytemple7.png she's sad that last guy didn't last longer on the torture rack

Linds 3:14 pm
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/asphyxiatedicons/shirley%20temple%20icons/shirleytemple10.png Dinner

damn the muses 3:14 pm
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/asphyxiatedicons/shirley%20temple%20icons/shirleytemple.png she's just straight up mocking your ass while you writhe in agony
dude, all the animal icons? Perfect shepherd LOL

Linds 3:15 pm
XD

damn the muses 4:47 pm
ross is all added up

Sarah 4:47 pm
i saw!! <3
thanks

damn the muses 4:47 pm
np

Sarah 4:47 pm
i'm uploading his icons now and eye twitching

damn the muses 4:47 pm
thanks for waiting
why eye twitching?

Sarah 4:47 pm
is there anyway to like.. upload all icons at once?
i hate doing it one at a time

damn the muses 4:47 pm
...you mean... you've been uploading them individually... all this time?

Sarah 4:47 pm
.....
maybe

damn the muses 4:47 pm
Okay. Just so we're clear, I'm not laughing AT YOU.
I'm laughing WITH YOU.

Sarah 4:48 pm
FUCK
YOU

damn the muses 4:48 pm
Next year, you'll be laughing.

Sarah 4:48 pm
I HATE EVERYTHING

damn the muses 4:48 pm
There's only like 18 different versions of the mass uploader >_> but you're on a mac, right?

Sarah 4:48 pm
yeah

damn the muses 4:48 pm
Ask Courtney
I don't know which ones are mac-friendly
Also, I'm blogging this, so more people can laugh with you. Next year.

Sarah 4:48 pm
THANKS