LS 7:26 pm ...rl stine took a twenty year break from fear street. oh my god i am old
Di 7:26 pm he did what no no no there hasn't been 20 years
LS 7:27 pm i just looked it up and my brain is like HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE he quit writing them in 1995
Di 7:27 pm wait a second HOW OLD ARE YOU
LS 7:27 pm 29
Di 7:27 pm that explains why I remember Goosebumps more vividly but holy shit HOLY SHIT 95 WAS 20 YEARS AGO I WANNA DIE DIE I'M GONNA GO GET A CORNETTO OKAY BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
LS 7:28 pm i feel so much lower than i did ten minutes ago. i don't know whether to laugh or cry or try and find a torrent of all the fear street books and see how far i can get through them before i down a bottle of nyquil.